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WondrousWally
Player· Active
IGN	`WondrousWally`
Joined	Alpha Centauri era
Notable builds	Midgardr Market

WondrousWally is a Ravenkraft player active since at least the Alpha Centauri IV era and present through Bankrekka. He is named in the October 2023 Patreon newsletter. In March 2025 he served as court-appointed defense counsel for Arctic Emerald in the Trial of RyanPhantom.

Alpha Centauri Era[edit]

Midgardr Market[edit]

WondrousWally co-founded Midgardr Market with LupaPup in region r.−1.0 at approximately (−504 to −512, 61–68, 244–254). Midgardr was the first snow-biome faction on the server and the first to introduce Mooshrooms. No further sign text has been recovered from available scans.

Waleric Hotel[edit]

A structure named the Waleric Hotel appears in region r.1.−1 at (663, 71, −329) with the builder listed as Waleric. The connection to WondrousWally is unconfirmed.

Bankrekka Era[edit]

Patreon Supporter[edit]

Named in the October 2023 Ravenkraft Community Newsletter as a Patreon backer.

Wally Egg (MickyHats CMD 50)[edit]

MickyMack's community allay project assigned WondrousWally slot CMD 50 — the Wally Egg. The corresponding skin is pending Wally delivering his Magikarp skin.

The Trial of RyanPhantom[edit]

ComradeFeliks appointed WondrousWally as defense counsel for Arctic Emerald:

how the hell am I getting volentold?!?!?!?!?

fuck it.

Within sixty seconds of accepting:

I am advising my client at this time to no longer engauge in coversations with the law.

He raised procedural concerns: preferred Wizardofire as judge (rejected in favour of Linatic); asked about trial format; identified the evidentiary problem of producing a replacement phantom. MickyMack (Cyborg Law Offices) prosecuted. WondrousWally lost.

Post-trial:

my entire existence is just Fermi estimations anymore it feels like. scuffed as hell, but it keeps working out.

Relationships[edit]

Arctic Emerald — client; the accused.
MickyMack — opposing counsel (Cyborg Law Offices); prevailed; holds the Wally Egg pending Magikarp skin delivery.
Linatic — presiding judge; WondrousWally had preferred Wizardofire.
ComradeFeliks — the one who voluntold WondrousWally; detective and trial witness.
Wizardofire — proposed as judge; rejected.

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-'''WondrousWally''' is a Ravenkraft community member who, on one Saturday in March 2025, became [[Arctic Emerald]]'s defense counsel against his own better judgment and the explicit momentum of an entire Discord server. He accepted. He prepared. He argued. He lost. The record reflects this. WondrousWally maintains that the system works.
+{{Infobox player
+| name    = WondrousWally
+| ign     = WondrousWally
+| joined  = Alpha Centauri era
+| status  = Active
+| builds  = Midgardr Market
+}}
-== The Trial of RyanPhantom ==
+'''WondrousWally''' is a Ravenkraft player active since at least the [[Alpha Centauri IV]] era and present through [[Bankrekka]]. He is named in the October 2023 Patreon newsletter. In March 2025 he served as court-appointed defense counsel for [[Arctic Emerald]] in the [[Trial of RyanPhantom]].
+== Alpha Centauri Era ==
+=== Midgardr Market ===
+WondrousWally co-founded '''Midgardr Market''' with LupaPup in region r.−1.0 at approximately (−504 to −512, 61–68, 244–254). Midgardr was the first snow-biome faction on the server and the first to introduce Mooshrooms. No further sign text has been recovered from available scans.
-When [[ComradeFeliks]] suggested that WondrousWally be court-appointed defense counsel for [[Arctic Emerald]] — on the grounds that someone had to — WondrousWally's first response was:
+=== Waleric Hotel ===
-: ''"how the hell am I getting volentold?!?!?!?!?"''
+A structure named the '''Waleric Hotel''' appears in region r.1.−1 at (663, 71, −329) with the builder listed as ''Waleric''. The connection to WondrousWally is unconfirmed.
-His second response was also correct:
+== Bankrekka Era ==
-: ''"fuck it."''
+=== Patreon Supporter ===
-Within sixty seconds he was operating as counsel of record:
+Named in the October 2023 Ravenkraft Community Newsletter as a Patreon backer.
-: ''"I am advising my client at this time to no longer engauge in coversations with the law."''
+=== Wally Egg (MickyHats CMD 50) ===
-WondrousWally had legitimate procedural concerns. He raised them. He wanted [[Wizardofire]] as judge; that motion failed when [[M3lon8r]] suggested [[Linatic]] instead. He raised the format question: ''"Is this going to be a trial by jury or a bench trial?"'' He identified the practical problem of producing a replacement phantom for evidentiary purposes: ''"we are going to have to use a spawn egg and drop him off in the arena."'' These were the concerns of a reasonable man who had been voluntold into a murder trial with 24 hours' notice.
+[[MickyMack]]'s community allay project assigned WondrousWally slot CMD 50 — the Wally Egg. The corresponding skin is pending Wally delivering his Magikarp skin.
-The Cyborg Law Offices ([[MickyMack]]) prevailed.
+== The Trial of RyanPhantom ==
-== Philosophy ==
+[[ComradeFeliks]] appointed WondrousWally as defense counsel for [[Arctic Emerald]]:
-The aftermath of the trial produced a statement that belongs in the header of every Ravenkraft document:
+{{quote|how the hell am I getting volentold?!?!?!?!?}}
-: ''"my entire existence is just Fermi estimations anymore it feels like. scuffed as hell, but it keeps working out."''
+{{quote|fuck it.}}
-He also filed a separate motion, in a later thread, that requires preservation. Upon [[MickyMack]] missing the punchline of a joke WondrousWally had constructed:
+Within sixty seconds of accepting:
-: ''"I need to report a murder. Micky just murdilated my joke..."''
+{{quote|I am advising my client at this time to no longer engauge in coversations with the law.}}
-When MickyMack objected that ''"murdilated"'' wasn't a word, WondrousWally submitted an Urban Dictionary citation. MickyMack stated he stood corrected. The motion was sustained.
+He raised procedural concerns: preferred [[Wizardofire]] as judge (rejected in favour of [[Linatic]]); asked about trial format; identified the evidentiary problem of producing a replacement phantom. [[MickyMack]] (Cyborg Law Offices) prosecuted. WondrousWally lost.
-== Notable Details ==
+Post-trial:
-His allay skin, produced by [[MickyMack]] as part of the community allay project, is pending WondrousWally delivering his Magikarp skin — a transaction publicly confirmed as in progress.
+{{quote|my entire existence is just Fermi estimations anymore it feels like. scuffed as hell, but it keeps working out.}}
 == Relationships ==
-* [[Arctic Emerald]] — client; the accused; should have stopped talking earlier
+* [[Arctic Emerald]] — client; the accused.
-* [[MickyMack]] — opposing counsel (CLO); prevailed; also murdilated a joke; citation on file
+* [[MickyMack]] — opposing counsel (Cyborg Law Offices); prevailed; holds the Wally Egg pending Magikarp skin delivery.
-* [[Linatic]] — presiding judge; WondrousWally had preferred Wizardofire
+* [[Linatic]] — presiding judge; WondrousWally had preferred [[Wizardofire]].
-* [[ComradeFeliks]] — the one who volunteered him; detective and trial witness
+* [[ComradeFeliks]] — the one who voluntold WondrousWally; detective and trial witness.
-* [[Wizardofire]] — suggested as judge by WondrousWally; rejected in favour of Linatic
+* [[Wizardofire]] — proposed as judge; rejected.
 == See Also ==
-* [[Arctic Emerald]] — the client
+* [[Arctic Emerald]]
-* [[MickyMack]] — opposing counsel
+* [[MickyMack]]
-* [[RyanPhantom the Phantom]] — the case
+* [[Alpha Centauri IV]]
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